Bird Is Da Word · In collaboration with The Bull In what critics are calling either a bold academic innovation or an ...

Marinara Sauce · Out of the frustration of finals week, Michigan Tech will be continuing on its semesterly “husky howl” this ...

Skylar “Bunglemeister” White · Due to frequent power outages in eastern Wadsworth Hall, the Housing Office has been inundated ...

Tanka Jahari · In a bold move to solidify its title as the Most Fucked-Up Parking System in the Midwest, Michigan Tech has announced plans to build a new commuter parking lot on the summit of Mont ...

Eating Worm · With Robert F. Kennedy Jr. set to take over as the Department of Health and Human Services secretary, he has announced his controversial plan to “Make America Healthy Again.” The goal of ...

Barl Clair · In an unprecedented move designed to "streamline campus dining," Michigan Technological University administration announced today that the Memorial Union Building (MUB) will replace all ...

Glen Squidmire · This week, I had the chance to sit down with Jason Sinclair, Michigan Tech’s feminist icon and unofficial ambassador of social inclusivity. Sinclair is the only man that can say he is ...

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